The power to read

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The Power of cheese

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power spite flower

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!