the power to have no one read this post

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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the power to die on command

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!