The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to catch em all

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the power to die at will

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!