Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to poke

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!