The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to see through bananas

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!