The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the power to fly indoors

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!