The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to be born.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to die in one second

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power of trolling your self

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!