The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to read

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!