The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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power to breathe

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to not Waste time

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to use windows 10.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!