the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to write a country song

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the power to die on command

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The power to pee ants.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the power to fly indoors

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to become a dead ant.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to have a small penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!