The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to see through windows!

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power spite flower

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!