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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to state the obvious.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!