The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!