The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!