the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to be born.

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power to breathe

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to never end your .

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the ability to darken darkness

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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A power level of under 9000.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to use windows 10.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power of creating poop.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!