The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to bleed

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!