The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to state the obvious.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to be born.

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power to breathe

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!