the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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black people

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!