The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to catch em all

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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the power to die at will

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to turn into paper

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to be really bad at math.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!