The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to use windows 10.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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KeemStar

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!