The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to die....

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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black people

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!