The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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the ability to darken darkness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!