The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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the power to say candlejack and li

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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black people

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The power to be born.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!