The power to summon unspendable money

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to catch em all

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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the power to die at will

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to turn into paper

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to die in one second

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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the power to die on command

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The power to pee ants.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!