The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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Have sex but not feel it

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to read

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!