The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to wink really fast.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!