The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to be born.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to write a country song

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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KeemStar

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to shit brix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!