The power to be born.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power of trolling your self

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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KeemStar

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to be justin beiber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!