The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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black people

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!