Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to die at will

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to bleed

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to write about power.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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Balls.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!