The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to die and get away with it

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to suck deez nuts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!