The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!