the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to die at will

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to turn into paper

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to pee ants.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!