The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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black people

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!