The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to jump -50% higher

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!