the power to teleport to the nearest pedophile's bedroom

The power to see through glass.

The power to reach out your hand on a tv screen and punch anyone in it, and have them actually feel it.

The power to predict what time it will be in 1 minute.

The power to talk to slugs but not have them understand what your saying.

The power to predict when a door will unlock.

The power to clap with one hand.

The ability to turn invisible when no ones looking.

The power to fly by defeating the laws of gravity but your blood boils whenever you do so.

the powrer too piis blood but u have to piss every 10 minutes

The power to turn into a taxi

The power to shit pizza that tastes like shit.

The power to have all the powers 3 seconds before you die.

The power to age rapidly.

The power of seeing the future in dreams without any context, and only realizing something is going to happen moments before it happens, but nothing you do can change anything.

The power to fly at 1 mile per hour.

The power to grow amazingly long pubic hair!

the power to make tom lose his friends on myspace

The ability to pee lava, but have it still burn you

The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

Power to spread farts faster

The power to understand any dialect, but you're born deaf

Ability to send a Jehovah witness to your house in command.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!