The power to create a mini Lego version of attractive girls that you see that move and talk realistically.

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The ability to launch your fists off of your arms like rockets up to 50 yards, but you have to go and get them every time.

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The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

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The power to get raped at will

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The power to RickRoll yourself.

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The power to have a power.

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the ability to write this useless super power idea:"The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH" without being a mentally retarded.

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The power to switch the position of your salivary glands and your prostate...

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The awesome power to find Waldo.

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The ability to sweat money.

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The power to make you fap to anything.

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the power to never orgasm.

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The power to convert any rare element into an abundant one.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the power to become super attractive, when around blind people only

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Power to STFU!!

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the ability to have $100,000,000 but owe your ex-wife $99,999,999

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The power to talk to animals but them not give a crap what your saying

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The power to telekinetically strap on the passengers seatbelt , but only when it's empty.

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The ability to spontaneously combust

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The power to always make a street light turn red as you approach it!

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Permanent superspeed - The ability to move faster than a speeding bullet, but you can't stop moving at that speed.

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The power to taste farts instead of smell them

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The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!