The ability to make up an incredibly witty pointless superpower.

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The power to see girls naked butt only when they are dead for over three weeks

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The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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The power to change the temperature in a room up or down by 1 degree.

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The power to be socially retarded.

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The ability to be ambidextrous

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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The power to turn into a mouse. But only in front of a gang of cats.

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The power to re-size my toes at will.

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The power to see through solid glass, water, and air.

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The power to always know what time it is down to the millisecond in Hokkaido, Japan.

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the ability to extinguish a fire on your testicles with an ice pick.

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The power to cancel your own powers.

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The power to go to hell

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the power to teleport 0.001cm in front of you

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The power to become bald 50% faster

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the power to use telepathy with yourself.

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The power to keep up in Jepordy.

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The power to find kebbler elfs

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the ability to turn purple

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The power to trespass walls but only half their thickness.

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......................................... delayed reaction man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!