the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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the power to milk cows with your mind

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the ability to jump like a white man

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The power to pee out blood at will

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ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

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The power to fly 1 centimeter off the ground

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The ability to understand abstract art.

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The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

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the power to turn apartly invisible

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The power to predict the past.

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The ability to die at will.

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The power to recognize a Jackson Pollock painting from blobs of paint.

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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The ability to crap barbed wire

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes

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The power to fly... but you are a paralytic

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!