the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

the power to be obama only if your obama

The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

The power to make your feet stink at will.

The power to rot food at will.

The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

the power to hate disney stars

The Power of double posting.

The power to remember your name without a name tag

the abillity to fart at will

The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

the ability to slap someone with your foot

the power to divide by 0

the ability to lie and never be believed

The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

the power to be invisable in high school.

The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

The power to be alive, many hours before you die

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!