The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to bleed

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The ability to shrink your penis

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!