The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!