THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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Poop

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to write about power.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to see through windows

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to understand irony.

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Black power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!