The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to die

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to resist trolling.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to piss lava.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!