The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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power to orgasm over long distances

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!