The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!