Melting

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!