The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to speak Braille.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!