The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to resist trolling.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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Death at will

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the power to

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!