The power to eat edible things.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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Poop

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to understand irony.

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Black power

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!