the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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the power to win the crying game

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!