The power of creating poop.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to state the obvious.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!